League is Legend
Log in to THE BEST MOTHER FUCKEN SIM LEAGUE AROUND

or gtfo Very Happy
League is Legend
Log in to THE BEST MOTHER FUCKEN SIM LEAGUE AROUND

or gtfo Very Happy
League is Legend
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.


Give it all you got or you'll come back empty handed
 
HomeLatest imagesSearchRegisterLog in

 

 I want filth

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Gm*Ryan

Gm*Ryan


Posts : 261
Points : 10849
Join date : 2010-06-19

I want filth  Empty
PostSubject: I want filth    I want filth  EmptyTue Sep 06, 2011 10:16 pm

Lets here some dirty stories... not real well they can be.. filthy one liners, flilthy pick up lines down right rude shit and funny dirty shit il start




A man and his son were talking about sex.

The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!

Back to top Go down
Guest
Guest




I want filth  Empty
PostSubject: Re: I want filth    I want filth  EmptyTue Sep 06, 2011 10:21 pm

LOL ...

A HUSBAND AND WIFE

Husband is looking at a newspaper and calls over his wife, ¨honey there are tires for sale i want to buy them¨

Wife says: ¨why do yu want to buy tires when you dont have a car ¨

Husband Replies: ¨ I never said anything when you bought a bra ¨



SADDD
Back to top Go down
Gm*Ryan

Gm*Ryan


Posts : 261
Points : 10849
Join date : 2010-06-19

I want filth  Empty
PostSubject: Re: I want filth    I want filth  EmptyTue Sep 06, 2011 10:32 pm

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!"
The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!"
The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
Back to top Go down
Guest
Guest




I want filth  Empty
PostSubject: Re: I want filth    I want filth  EmptyWed Sep 07, 2011 9:49 am

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


BITCHH

Back to top Go down
Guest
Guest




I want filth  Empty
PostSubject: Re: I want filth    I want filth  EmptyWed Sep 07, 2011 11:12 am

woowwww that was a good onee wow
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content





I want filth  Empty
PostSubject: Re: I want filth    I want filth  Empty

Back to top Go down
 
I want filth
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
League is Legend :: Extra :: Free4All-
Jump to: